The Chinese Horoscope

Happy Belated Lunar New Year to you all. And apologies go out to non-Chinese folk who celebrate the same New Year. Yes, it's tough being a minority within a minority.

Just checked out my horoscope.. and apparently I'm supposed to be dating goats and pigs.

Pigs? Check.
Goats? Gotta work on that.

Paging billy-gruff and porcine people...