The Reign of the Reference Book

Most of these online quizzes are passably amusing, but my results will probably kill my friends with laughter.

Find out What Book Are You? [link courtesy unsided.com]

You're The Dictionary! by Merriam-Webster
You're one of those know-it-all types, with an amazing amount of knowledge at your command. People really enjoy spending time with you in very short spurts, but hanging out with you for a long time tends to bore them. When folks really need an authority to refer to, however, you're the one they seek. You're an exceptional speller and very well organized.

I feel very old and boring right about now. I'm the fucking dictionary. Why oh why couldn't I be at least cool and hip like the urban dictionary?