The Buckling Of My Swash

Another "somewhat" amusing email link:

What's my pirate name? [link courtesy fidius.org]

My pirate name is: Black Bess Kid
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Oh God. Even as a pirate, I'm boring. I'm the civil servant of pirates. I think this calls for a re-test.

My 2nd pirate name is: Mad Bess Flint
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Yes! Much better! Now that I've fully puffed my ego up, I'm gonna lie down. This pirate needs some beauty sleep.