The Weekend Collection of Random Thoughts

- Korean BBQ is good. Soy milk isn't.

- I actually found a club/lounge in Richmond Hill. In the middle of nowhere. The surprising part is, I actually may go there again.

- I really enjoy the company of really fat cats. They are so cuddly. Too bad I'm allergic to pussy... cats.

- Isn't it nice when you really like your best friend's fiance? I hang with him even if Cinder-Hella isn't around. Isn't it even cooler when you enjoy his friends too? ['Sup Prince Dis-Arming and peeps! Thanks for dinner!]

- What's with really tall Asian chicks nowadays? I've been meeting lots of Asian girls as of late who make me feel like a midget. Was there a vitamin that my parents neglected to give me as a child? (I'm 5'3''.)

- You can take the girl out of the clubs, but you can't take the clubber out of the girl. My poor leg is throbbing, but did I ever dance my ass off this weekend. Special thanks goes to MysteryGuy for pouring his entire glass of water on me.

- To celebrate her birthday and after a night of partying, PandaGirl threw up in my car early this morning. There is a pay-per-use vacuum cleaner at an Esso in Richmond Hill that is now full of what was previously PandaGirl's stomach contents. Happy 27th Girl!

- My entire extended family keeps harassing me to go see "The Passion". I think they've become part of a yet-to-named movie cult. No, wait. I think they're called obsessive Catholics.

- I've eaten way too much food this weekend. And strangely enough, I'm still hungry.

- Happy Birthday to mi familia: Cousins Michelle (27), and Marievic (24).

- Happy Birthday to dearest Elly Lator (29). Hope you got to meet Kevin Smith!

- Happy Birthday shout-outs also go to Bee (29). Hope you managed to squeeze in some special time for yourself even though you've been swamped with other obligations. You deserve it!