The Pretentiousness of Reese

The quiz of the day:

What Kind of Elitist Are You? [link via Red]

My results:

You know which wines go best with which foods, and
you can make New York City's finest sommalier
feel like a kid at a keg party. You wanna take
that Emeril guy and beat him with a stick, but
really - you've got more class than that.
What people love: You know the best restaurants and
what their specialties are.
What people hate: Every waiter in town wants to
mangle your pretentious ass.

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Gross link of the day:
The things you can sell on the internet, but shouldn't.
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