The Shower Sprain

I was hurriedly showering the other day, when I accidentally pulled muscles in my neck. I guess I was overzealous in my exfoliation.

I awoke this morning unable to move my neck up or down. So I called in sick to work, and got a quick appointment with my masseuse, and physiotherapist. I feel a little better, and have improved my range of motion a tad. Luckily I can still look left and right, which makes it easier to ogle women walking by.

Thank God for small mercies!