The Stalkerette

I must have some sort of homing beacon for crazies.

Ever since I've updated my online profiles to "single", I've been attracting a bunch of attention. Check out the following exchange with what seemed like a normal girl on a well-known gay networking site.

The name has been changed to protect the overtly insane.

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September 9, 2005 @ 10:54pm

Hi Reese,

just wondering if there's one more room on your friend's list...

Stalkerette

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September 14, 2005 @ 11:16pm

Hey there,

well it all depends on what you're looking for...

I tend to only add people I've gotten to know as "friends". I like keepin' it real.

So, tell me about yourself, and we'll see how it goes?

Reese

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September 15, 2005 @ 12:14pm

hey...thanks for the reply...seriously, i was actually kinda surprised...still ssshaaakinnng actually (ahaha), cuz i thought you'd just toss my message to the trash bin...since you only add people that you already know...so, i figured i'll just take my risk or something...uhm...but anyway, just blabbing...well, i saw your picture...and i said..."damn...she's hot"...and it's a + that she lives here in toronto...i gotta know her...i mean...come on "just send her a message already"...and i did and i came up with that stupid line. oh yeah, you said to tell you something about me... well, i'm 25, filipino, i guess i am what some people call a stud, but i don't really consider myself as one, i mean the label itself doesn't really vary on how people dress themselves, right? physically, i'm a shorty (like any other filipinos out there), i have a short black hair, i have some piercings (nose,lip and my tongue)...i consider my smile as one of my best assets (you gotta see it to know) i have great tastes for women (that's why...when i saw you...i was like "i gotta know this girl...like seriously!")...i finished hotel and management program at gbc, i live here in pickering ontario (but only for the meantime, i should be moving to greater toronto area pretty soon), i party (but prolly not as often as you do), i don't know...i guess i've passed that stage or something (hmm...not closing any doors though),i love music,i'm a dog lover, and hmm...err...what about you?
if you do need to know more about me...i'm definitely...more than willing to tell you anything...

stalkerette

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September 15, 2005 @ 12:52am

hmm...you're really taking time on thinking whether to put me on your list, huh? i hope i didn't say anything to turn you off...waitin...patiently...

stalkerette

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September 16, 2005 @ 1:23am

i'll be going to sleep now...i thought i'd let you know that...it'd be rude of me if i just logged out without telling you...since i said...i'll be waiting...patiently. i'm sorry, i gotta hit the bed now...hope you are too...it's kinda late. have a goodnyt. :)

p.s. hopefully tomorrow you decide to add me on that list...

stalkerette

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September 17, 2005 @ 10:48pm

Hi Stalkerette,

Thanks for the reply. Although I must say.. patience is a virtue. I was a little surprised to see three messages from you in succession. I'm not online all that often, so I barely get a chance to properly respond to messages. So my apologies if you think I was online and just ignoring you...

As for "adding" you... I'm not quite sure we're there yet. I usually add people I've either met, or talked to on the phone for a while. Lol. I mean, nowadays, how are we to be sure that you're not some 56 year old man who likes lesbians!? No stalkers please! LOL.

Anyway, I'm glad you gave me some information about yourself. Is there anything in particular that you're looking for on here? Me, I'm just looking for like-minded people who are interested in friendship, chats and hanging out for now.

I'm 30, and also filipino. I live in Scarborough so it's not quite Pickering. I work in downtown Toronto, so I do the crazy commute everyday. I'm quite social so I spend lots of time with friends and family. I do like to party, but not that much. I'm tired of the Tangos/Slack Alice's scene. I tend to go partying with my hetero friends more at old school events and stuff but that's only once/twice a month. Otherwise I enjoy a good karaoke night, good food practically anywhere, and having a drink with a friend. For my personal "reese" time, I like to write, watch films, go to arnis class and read. Oh, and I'm a computer geek. I think that's pretty much obvious. There doesn't seem to be enough time in the day to do all the things I love, but hey, that's life.

Anything else you'd like to know?

Reese

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September 18, 2005 @ 1:36pm

hey reese! i'm still finding words to finally express what i really feel...i guess i should tell you how happy i am to get a message from you. and all these times i was thinking..."man, does she usually takes this long to reply?"...i understand about your feelings regarding stalkers...to tell you frankly...i am..no just kidding (lol)...you probably have seen my pictures already, and i mean i don't look like a 56 year old man...unless, you think so?!? and if i was, i'm pretty darn cute to look like one...ha ha ha...i know it's easy to put pictures up of anyone on their profile...i say, trust your instincts...if you don't feel comfortable replying to this...then, you shouldn't (but i would still love to get a message though...*wink)...hmm...i'm having difficulty thinking right now, this is like my second message already, i made one just 10 minutes ago and i accidentally erased it (darn)...i guess i'm just nervous...

is there anything in particular that i'm looking for on this site?!? well, probably the same as you...just looking for future friends with same likes and ideas and some people i can hang out with...or more...i'm pretty new here, so i'm still uncertain on how to approach people like you...well, to tell you frankly...i find you a bit of a challenge...it's like...add me up already...ha ha ha...please?!? 'mind you, i don't give up that easy...i mean, if it takes weeks, months or even a year to get to know you...and for you to feel comfortable...i'll wait...i don't want to sound too desperate or whatever, but i don't know...that's what i feel when i email you. i hope i'm not freaking you out or anything.

hmm...i would have gotten your message right away if i didn't go to tangos last night...i looked for you (honestly, i did)...but there were probably enough filipina women that resembled you, so unfortunately, i didn't...it was also my first time going to that club, basically, the whole experience was okay...it would have been better if you were there though.

so, you like singing, huh? what songs do you usually sing? the carpenters?!? lol...if you do...i mean, it's cool...i like them too! you're a pretty busy person, huh? i mean you use all that energy for one day? whoa! that's amazing!...i could understand why it takes you forever to reply...ahahaha...

what else do i need to know about you?!? i'll get back to you on that one...i don't want to be too personal...

once again, thank you so much for responding...it's greatly appreciated! i hope to hear from you soon.

Stalkerette

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September 19, 2005 @ 5:32pm

hey reese! just wanted to say hey...ahahaha! i hope everything's well with you...hmm...i guess that's bout it...

Stalkerette

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September 20, 2005 @ 10:30pm

hi Stalkerette,

sorry for the lack of response, but i've been very busy.. part-time classes and i am about to head out of town for a few days...

anyway.. i'll write when i get a chance...

take care,
reese

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September 20, 2005 @ 10:36pm

hey reese! you're online...that's new...lol...anyway, it's okay, you go and do all those things...and just get back to me when you get d chance...have fun...and uhm...take care!

Stalkerette

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September 24, 2005 @ 8:50pm

hey reese! i hope you're having fun wherever you are. he he he...when are you coming back anyway? just wondering...

Stalkerette

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September 26, 2005 @ 11:52pm

hey Stalkerette,

i'm back.. and yes, it was a good relaxing getaway...

now i get to go back to my insane schedule of night school, work, martial arts classes, and family stuff...

wow.. just checked out your friends list... looks like you collect a lot of hot pinays! do you know all of those people?

reese

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September 26, 2005 @ 11:57pm

hey reese...finally, you're back. i did miss you though...honestly...i had a peanut butter and i thought of you this morning...man, you got a whole list ahead of you...what are you taking anyway? martial arts...yey! i guess i have to watch out what i say in here, huh? i don't want to get beat up or anything...my friend's list...most i've met from tangos...others...i don't remember...i mean they wanted to be added up...so i did (he he he)...i may have a collection of hot pinays...but you're still missing...i still need you on my list...seriously...so, you changed your mind bout adding me or what?
namisskita,
Stalkerette

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September 27, 2005 @ 12:14am

hey reese, i'm not sure if you're still online, but uhm...just wanted to say welcome back. and yeah...don't tire yourself out too much...not good for you...he he he. hmm...it says so on your profile that you only add the people you've met and chatted for awhile. did you mean through this? ha ha...well, i will gladly...love to have a chat with you. he he he...have a good night...see you in my dreams (LOL)

Stalkerette

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September 28, 2005 @ 9:42pm

hey guess what? i dreamt about you last night...he he he...and you had that same top...droolz...nyahaha...don't worry i wasn't molesting you or anything like that...ha ha, no seriously though...we were suppose to go out or something like that and i didn't have my shoes on...so yeah...it was weird...and you were like "oh that's okay, just put on a jacket...ha ha ha...very funny! i mean even if put on my jacket, my feet would still be bare, right? but yeah...it was cool...i believe i was thinking of you too much. anyway, i hope you are okay. send me a message already...i miss you...i mean, you know your messages...lol

Stalkerette


It was after that last message that I just decided to block the girl. Man. I'm so glad I'm not dating right now, because the only girls available seem like the throwaways!