The Duchess of Hazards

So Halloween was a blast. Went to three clubs in two nights. I haven't done that in years!

I went "commando" this year. And no, it's not what you think. I geared up in camoflage combat gear, complete with dog tags and a field hat. It's the butchiest I've ever been, and a complete change of pace for me.

On Friday, I was suited up as GI Jane and it made me act a little butchier than normal. Funny how I was channeling my costume all night. I guess it worked because, I even picked me up a hot straight girl, dressed as Daisy Duke. Drool. Short shorts, a mane of gorgeous chesnut brown hair, and a smile to die for. And I was in a straight club! I don't know what she was thinking, but the look in her eyes as we danced and flirted was worth it. Too sexy. I might run into DaisyDuke next week at another old school jam.

By the time I was good and liquored up, I marched (yes, marched) on over to the lesbian jam at Afterlife to meet up with other friends. It was great. Even in my drunken stupor, I convinced the hot waitress to let me do the test tube shooters out of her cleavage... twice. I was the only girl who got that honour all night! Alll riiighhht! All fun and games. Another girl I've sorta liked for months was there, L, and I found myself holding her hand at certain points. I guess we're slowly getting more comfortable with each other. Who knows what the future holds?

Saturday night, I hooked up with my latest crush, Solitaire, and her friend, GaiaDyke, and brought my crew down to Tango's for some more fun. I found out that we're kind of in a bizarre love triangle. I like Solitaire, Solitaire likes GaiaDyke, and it seems GaiaDyke likes me. Do I hear New Order playing in the background?!?

I played designated driver, and watched everyone get completely wasted. Had fun watching the crowd, and reconfirming that my crush and I are nothing more than friends. It's alright. I'm slowly realizing that she and I aren't well matched romantically. Even though I might be coming around to that fact, it still didn't stop me from scaring off her potential suitors! Hahaha. Besides, that crowd is a bad crowd to hook up with. Solitaire deserves much better than that. Bad enough my ex, FormerFoxyLady, hangs around there all the time, without have a new friend of mine get caught up with the wrong kind of people.

Ahhh... lesbians. Aren't we fun?