The Mole

Proof that this world is much smaller than we think.

Last week I found out from a mutual friend that my ex-boyfriend, Pinocchio, now works for a big famous company situated in Vancouver, BC. Ironically enough, a cousin of mine (let's call him OptimusPrime, just because he'd love that) works there too. I happened to see him on MSN today so I asked him about it.

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RevisionistReese: Hey, by the way, do you happen to know a guy named [insert Pinocchio's real name]?

OptimusPrime: Yeah, he actually sits like 10 feet away from me. Why?

RevisionistReese: OMG! That's the ex-boyfriend that cheated on me after 5 years! That's hilarious! I think I mentioned him to you.

OptimusPrime: Holy crap! I'm gonna go beat him up!

RevisionistReese: No no no! Just spy on the guy for me. That's would be sweeeeeet.

OptimusPrime: Dude. Like he's REALLY WHITE. How did you end up with that guy?

RevisionistReese: To tell you the truth, I'm not exactly sure either.

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I'm looking forward to visiting my cousin's office sometime in the future. Now THAT would be fun. And yes, kinda evil.

I said I was over him. I didn't say that I didn't want SOME kind of revenge!