The Compulsive Charmer

Everytime I go out to dinner, I have this problem. I like hitting on waitresses.... is that so wrong? Okay, so I admit it happens more than that. I hit on service people of all kinds. Salespeople, bartenders, secretaries, bus drivers, my friend's boss, coworkers... everyone is fair game.

I guess my favourite part about it is this: no one usually knows what I'm doing, especially girls. No one expects that I'm gay. Most people are clueless. And most people aren't ready for my level of bravado. And let's be honest. Service people always milk the friendliness because it's part of their job.

I figure it's safe. I figure it's practice. If anything, it's highly amusing... isn't it?

I just feel bad for my regular dining partners. They always roll their eyes. I can't help it that I'm cute, can I?