The Other Horoscope

Here's my astrological horoscope as per an email from my cousin:

TAURUS The Tramp

Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to ......... with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!

Hmmm.. that was fairly random. I still like the sounds of most of it!